Nobody’s Perfect by Imani
Dear________,
I adored you since day one.
From your hit T.V show to your
goofy catch phrases. Your hair
fascinated and intrigued me
I envied the life you lived and
wanted to be you more than anything.
Then one day it was said that you
released nudes. I didn’t care.
You were still my idol and fashion
Icon. Just like me, you
absolutely loved your dog. Then
one day you just vanished off the
face of the Earth and came back
with an EPIC haircut. Oh how
I admired it. Everyone made jokes
and criticized it, but I knew it was
for a great cause. When you
finally marry Liam
I’ll be there to throw rice as you
walk out.
(celebrity poem on Miley Cyrus)

